The landscape of Down is shaped like a basket
of eggs, the soft curves of the rounded hills, the drumlins,
dipping and rising, layer behind layer into the distance. The
Ards Peninsula is covered thus. In the early summer, distant
tractors edge up the slopes, like far-away spiders, cutting
the green sward for sileage. Later the reapers take the wheat
and rye, trimming it forward, short back and sides. Squares
of foreign rape-seed patch the hillsides yellow, between the
high hedges decked with fuschia the colour of cardinals
capes, veronica an archbishops purple, honeysuckle his
gold braid, meadow sweet the white of his cuffs.
White washed pointed-topped gateposts guard the fields
their conical points uncomfortable for the spirits of the wee
folk who might curse kin or kith and acting, like
the now silent windmill towers, as markers for the distant fishermen,
not home yet from the unpredictable seas.
Through Strangfords Narrows the tide rushes at eight knots,
swirling in scary Routen Wheels, pushing boats
prows here and there. The Lough, home to thousands of over-wintering
birds from the Arctic, is scattered with little gravelly islands,
pladdies, left behind by the Ice Ages glaciers.
At the top of the Lough is Newtownards with its little
airfield where flying lessons are available, its old market
cross concealing a tiny gaol, its fine 1765 Town Hall and its
Somme Heritage Centre. Close by is Comber noted for its
floury early potatoes, its antique shops, its village square
monument to Sir Rollo Gillespie, the stuff of a dozen swashbuckling
romances. Rollo eloped with an heiress, survived a duel when
his opponents pistol ball bounced off his jackets
brass button, saved himself from execution in Santo Domingo
by masonic handshake, escaped the militia in Cork, after a brawl
in a theatre, disguised as a nursing mother. When set upon by
eight of his tenants in the West Indies he put six of them to
the sword. Kidnapped in the Bosphorous he cured his captor of
the fever and was released. He died leading a charge on a hill-fort
in India, the words One more shot for the honour of Down
on his lips.